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Here’s to friendships that went south. You’re best buds forever and suddenly get discarded like yesterday’s garbage. What happened? Probably nothing, but who cares. F them anyway!
lyrics
Nobody likes you
But you can't see that
You think you're cool
But you're a total asshat
Like the fly that got
Through the net
So annoying
You're just a pain in the neck
Faking and lying
That's what you're doin' best
When I see you
I always get so depressed
Friends are like boobs
Some are small, some are huge
Some are nice, some are trashy
Most are pleasant, some are nasty
Friends are like boobs
Some are real, some are fake
But you my friend
You're just a little snake
Bored to death
With your constant lameness
You're a one-trick pony
All the sameness
You got a spine like a wet, mushy cannelloni
You're such an a-hole
And you don't even try to hide it
Good luck you little schmuck
Here's a final kick in your bony butt
Faking and lying
That's what you're doin' best
When I see you
I always get so depressed
Friends are like boobs
Some are small, some are huge
Some are nice, some are trashy
Most are pleasant, but some are nasty
Friends are like boobs
Some are real, some are fake
But you my friend
You're just a little snake
Always the same old story
You wanted all the glory
You're not a friend
You're just a poser and pretend
How didn't I see you were just a little shit
And you're so full of it
I'll drink to you
But even bad things have to end
Faking and lying
That's what you're doin' best
When I see you
I always get so depressed
Friends are like boobs
Hmm
Some are nice, some are trashy
Oh yeah
Friends are like boobs
Some are real, some are fake
But you my friend
You're just a little snake
Friends are like boobs
Hmm
Some are nice, some are trashy
You my friend
You're so nasty, so trashy
You're so fake
You're just a little shit
credits
released October 23, 2022
Music written by: Freddie Schuster Lyrics written by: K.T. Ardizone & Freddie Schuster
Produced by: Freddie Schuster
Recording artists: Guitars: Freddie Schuster
Vocals: Roman „Sittich” Mozelt
Bass: Thomas Kraft
Drums: Robert “Bertl” Baumgartner
Recorded & Mixed by: Andy Abraham @ FarbTon
Mastered by Maor Appelbaum at Maor Appelbaum Mastering - California U.S.A. www.maorappelbaum.com
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